Jan Livers

Jan Livers of the Fashion Network

Jan Livers is a fashion reporter from the Fashion Network appearing in "Fashion Faux Pas".

Overview

Jan Livers acts as the hostess at the Fashion Network's televised reveal party for the mysterious designer: Mystique. Livers is, like the big audience present, excited at learning Mystique's identity and is wearing clothes designed by them.

When Helga Von Guggen steps onto the scene, revealing herself to be Mystique, Livers is horrified, recounting the scandal that Helga created when she attempted to transform people into animal-hybrids in order to skin them and make fur coats. Livers tells the audience to take off their Mystique clothes, but they are all unable to. Helga is about to initiate her plan to have the clothes strangle their wearers, but the spies knock the remote out of her hand, and they confront her on stage. Livers is very excited at the prospect of a televised fight, as it will "make their ratings huge." However, when Helga retrieves her remote and start the strangling, Livers, who's wearing a 2-piece Mystique bodysuit, faints as the clothes tighten on her.

However, after Samantha discovers that steam causes the clothes to wrinkle and loosen, the spies bring the Fashion Network's central fountain to boil, releasing the grip of Helga's clothes. Livers is initially relieved, but discovers that her hair is messed up by the steam, having lost both its shape and color. She immediately turns to the cameras, telling them to go to commercials and end the transmission.

Trivia

• Despite hosting fashion shows, the announcer/presenter knows that televised fights ensure high ratings. "If It Bleeds, It Leads".
• The announcer/presenter is named Jan Livers. She is a parody of Joan Rivers, who appeared and commentated at several fashion shows.

Gallery

Livers' hair is ruined.