Downtown L.A. - 9:58 PM
The Spies are on a mission to catch a criminal. Sam and Alex chase the criminal on their hoverboards, but the criminal turns a different direction. Sam calls her X-Powder.
Sam: Clover.
Cut to Clover's X-Powder.
Sam: (calling) Head him off. It's Sergei Siberia, the cyber thief. He's headed right for you.
Cut to Clover who was in a middle of a call.
Clover: So it should say "Spring Frozen Yogurt Social" in capital letters. I'm thinking bright fuchsia with a mauve border.
Sergei flies past Clover.
Clover: Oh! Excuse me!
Sam and Alex fly over to Clover.
Sam: Clover!
Alex: You let him get away.
Clover: Hey, that was a really important call. This secret agent thing is really cutting into my me time.
As Clover gets on her hoverboard, someone is watching them.
Beverly Hills High School - 11:15 AM
Clover is talking to some girls.
Clover: (to the redhead) Blue streamers for an Easter Dance? It'll totally clash with the bunny. Go with the dusty peach.
The redhead heads off.
Clover: (to the cheerleaders) Cheerleading practice is 4 o'clock by the east bleachers. I emailed everybody a new cheer cheer.
The cheerleaders head off, and two more girls show up.
Clover: (to the girls) School spirit is falling at an alarming rate, girls. Bad news for the School Spirit Club. I want six new ways to love our school by 4 o'clock.
The girls agreed and head off.
Clover: Dear Fashion Club, Gretchen Bateman has started wearing her father's ties as belts. (Sam and Alex show up) Look into it. I smell a new trend.
Alex: Is it my imagination, or is Clover in, like, a gazillion clubs?
Arnold shows up with a popularity graph.
Arnold: A gazillion and one. She just founded the Club Joiners Club. (to Clover) Clover, your popularity numbers are through the roof. There was a brief dip when you accidentally joined the Chess Club, but you shot right back up after joining the Popularity Club.
Clover: Thanks, Arnold. I'll expect your next report on Wednesday.
Arnold heads off.
Sam: Clover, this is getting out of control.
Clover: It is not. I'm just doing what comes natural... being popular.
Sam: But you're totally flaking on our missions.
Alex: And you haven't even been to the mall in weeks. You must be in shopping withdrawal.
Sam: Not to mention that we miss you. What do you say? This afternoon, it is shop 'til you drop.
Clover: Sorry, guys, can't. (grabs some books from her locker) I got five club meetings right after math. See you at home.
Clover heads off, much to Sam and Alex's dismay.
Alex: It's so tragic. I never thought I'd see the day when Clover lost the will to shop. (sighs)
Later that day...
Students: Bye, Clover. Bye. Bye, Clover. Bye bye.
Clover: Bye.
Male student: (offscreen) See you later, Clover.
As Clover walks to the Cafeteria, she grabs a drink and notices the window was open. Clover puts down her drink and checks her reflection.
Clover: Who knew being popular gave you mega frizzies.
As Clover says this, a strange mechanical arm pours an unknown substance into her drink. Clover then picks up her drink, and takes a sip as she walks to class. Transition to Science class.
Alex: Oh. One part chlorine to two parts benzine.
Sam: I think it's three parts bromine to one part--
Alex: Or was it two parts benzine to three parts nitroglycerin?
As Alex says this, Clover becomes unusually focused as she becomes smarter.
Clover: Two parts bromine to four parts chlorine, then raise the temperature to 98 degrees Celsius before processing it in the centrifuge for 15.8 seconds, duh.
Sam: Clover, are you OK?
Clover: Of course, I'm great.
Beverly Hills High School - 8:30 AM
In the cafeteria, Clover is sad to hear what Arnold said.
Clover: But... what? How?
Arnold: The numbers don't lie, Clover. (reveals her popularity numbers are down) It looks pretty bad.
Clover: Oh, but now I'm even less popular than... you.
Arnold: Well, when you cut out of all of the clubs, your popularity plummeted.
Clover: Oh, this isn't happening.
Arnold: Hey, I also got some good news.
Clover: You do?
Arnold: We want you back in the Chess Club.
Clover is dismayed.
Clover: Now hear this! (gets on the table) To all my old clubs, please let me back in. I was just kidding before. I'll do anything. I'll even take the minutes and... and sweep up afterwards. Please, I wanna be popular again!